A teacher one day decided she wanted to see what was on her small students mind and why , their answers are surprising , and their reasoning even more so .
*** "Are you having a good time today ?"
"Oh , Yes sir ,"replied a seven year old joyfully . "This is lots of fun ."
*** "What do you like about TV City ; the cameras , the stages and the lights."
"I like the blonde at the front desk ."
*** An older child with experience of the pitfalls (8-years-old) educational careers announced .
"If I could invent anything . I'd make some glasses with open eyeballs painted on them so you could sit in c lass and sleep and the teacher would think you were listening .
"*** An even craftier lad had a devious reason for wishing to be a snake. He explained .
"because if you poison people and you're a person they put in jail . But they couldn't put you in there if you're a snake because there aren't any snakes in jail ."
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Pre-schooler's are completely delightful in their artless response to "if you could be questions" , here is a few that no grown-up could ever invent .
*** "I'd like to be a fish 'cause I like to wag my tail when I take a bath ."
*** " I'd like to be six . I'm tired of being five . I've been five for a whole year ."
*** "I'd like to be growed up . I want to see what it's like ."
*** "I'd like to play army , but I'm getting tired of it . I'm alwways the enemy ."
*** " I'd like to be forty-five so I could watch TV until thirty o'clock at night .
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If all else fails , here is the question that open the conversational floodgates of kids .
Little boy that's almost a successful invention .
*** I'm building a funny machine in my back yard so I can play jokes on people."
"How does it work?"
*** There's a wire that traps them and they fall down and are carried down a big moving belt that finally drops them into a black-hole where I take all their money."Another little dreamer had another fantastic pastime .
*** I like to jump on my pogo stick and bounce up to heaven ."
"What do you see up there ?"
*** Girl angels , dog angels , cat angels and fish angels ."
"No boy angels ?"
*** "No , boy angels or worm angels don't go to heaven .
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Let's look over a few choice comments by children on the subjest of 'age.'
What age would you like to be instead of six?
*** Seventeen , 'cause then you're an old women and pretty soon you're be with God .
You're five , How old would you like to be ?
*** Fourteen.
Why ?
*** So I can be a father . (He paused to consider) I'd like to start with fifty-one children .
How old are you ?
*** Six and three quarters and a half .
How old would you like to be ?
*** The oldest man in the world .
*** The oldest man in the world .
What gave you that idea ?
*** Because then my name would be in the Bible and if I'd been good I'd be the highest in Heaven , and if I been bad I'd be the lowest on earth .
What's the best part of being ten ?
*** My allowance is bigger .
How much do you get ?
*** Fifty cents .
How much did you get before ?
*** Seventy-five cents .
Whoa ! Uou're going the wrong way aren't you ? Isn't that smaller ?
*** My sister got married last January and my folks are still broke .
Ha! If Boy angels and worm angels don't go to heaven, where do they go....Inquiring minds want to know.
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Human Mama ... that is a little girl's point of view ...HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteGive her 4 / 5 years and she will change her tune .
Ask White Cat's human human ?
All Little girls come around looking for the ...... Hmmmm... sooner or later .