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Monday, March 7, 2011

He Said She Said


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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, but I'll bet you have.

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, and not your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance you'll be an idiot than a blind man.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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