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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Jokes Women Love But Men....Not so Much


 What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still excited to see you

 Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,see what's in bed and go to the fridge

 What is the one thing all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married!

 What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow

 What are the words women hate to hear when they are enjoying great sex?
"Honey, I'm Home!"

 What's white and 10 inches long?

 What did God say after creating man?
I can do better than that

 What are a woman's three favorite animals?
A jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all

 HIM:"Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"
HER:"Because you're never home when it happens"

    What  do you call an intelligent man in America?
A Tourist

 What are the three types of men?
The handsome, the caring and the majority

 What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them

 How can a woman find out what life's like without a man around?
Get married

1 comment:

  1. PIC ,
    I needed this , it makes life bearable to be able to laugh .
    Luv PIC


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