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CLIMATE CRISIS REPORT
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*We now have the clearest picture yet of how different the world is today
as a result of human-driven climate change. The most
comprehensive report to da...
2 years ago
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*Hello Nee my old friend,*
*It's been two years now since I last heard from you. I hope you are well
and very happy. I know I became a burden to you wit...
2 years ago
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*YOU are gone from my sight but never from my heart. Rather than mourn your
absence, I will be grateful for the friendship that we shared for more than
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4 years ago
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4 years ago
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Creamy Dill & Salmon
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*Prep/Total Time: 30 min. Makes: 6 servings*
*1 salmon fillet (about 2 pounds)*
*2 teaspoons lemon-pepper seasoning*
*1 teaspoon onion salt*
*1 ...
6 years ago
Chuckles for the Ladies
A man meets a
gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving
together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices
that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears
are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a
little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is
kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but
he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip
each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense
night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man
rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have
any prize from the bottom shelf.”
A woman's husband
had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by
his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to
come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know
what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you
were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When
my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What
dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I
think you're bad luck."
A woman went to her
doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4
minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained.
He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to
the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old,
she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was
pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his
clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"
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