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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Best Damn Christmas Cookies Evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!....But Please Don't Try These at Home

 Christmas Cookies

INGREDIENTS

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

 
DIRECTIONS

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, have another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit up off  the damn floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterer..ers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or whatever. Who giveshz a rat's ash. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Plus a spoon of sugar...maybe...or whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and don't fall in the oven. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw everything out the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Meeeerry Chrishmush!
 
Hahahahahahaha! Gotcha ! didn't I ?

2 comments:

  1. Hey PIC ,
    Love it , thnk I will try it Hahahahaha
    luv ya ... PIC

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  2. Have fun
    But they will taste like crap..Hahahaha!

    Luv PIC

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