What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year the dog is still excited to see you
Why are married women heavier than single women?Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home,see what's in bed and go to the fridge
What is the one thing all men at singles bars have in common?They're married!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow
What are the words women hate to hear when they are enjoying great sex?"Honey, I'm Home!"
What's white and 10 inches long?Nothing
What did God say after creating man?I can do better than that
What are a woman's three favorite animals?A jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all
HIM:"Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"HER:"Because you're never home when it happens"
What do you call an intelligent man in America?A Tourist
What are the three types of men?The handsome, the caring and the majority
What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them
How can a woman find out what life's like without a man around?Get married
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