10 ) I think of you as a brother .
( You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
9 ) There's a slight difference in our ages .
( I don't want to do my dad)
8 ) I am not attracted to you in 'that' way.
( You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on)
7 ) My life is to complicated right now .
( I don 't want you spending the whole night or you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing )
6 ) I've got a boyfriend .
( I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's )
5 ) I don't date men where I work.
( I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system,' much less the same building )
4 ) It's not you .
( yes it's you )
3 ) I'm concentrating on my career .
( Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2 ) I'm celibrate .
( I've sworn off only the men like you )
1 ) Lets' be friends .
( I want you to stay aroun d so I can tell you in excruciating detail about the other men I meet and lay , it's the male perspective thin g )
